Welcome to life. For the next little while, you will be experiencing what we here in life call “consciousness”. It may take some getting used to, but we’re sure that you will learn to adapt as necessary to the challenges that you will inevitably face. You see, life is nothing but a series of challenges that only end when life itself ends, although the difficulty and number of challenges varies wildly from person to person, and, in many regards, is completely beyond your control. Your task is to manage or, where possible, overcome those challenges that are capable of being managed or overcome. Life may be overwhelming at times, but bear with it, come to terms with the fact that the universe is completely indifferent to human suffering, and try to make yourself as comfortable as possible during the intervening time between now and the end of your consciousness (preferably without harming your fellow humans, as much as possible). I wish you the best of luck. You’ll certainly need it.
